Mesaje - sms - in engleza - english messages

Mesaje in engleza - english SMS

Be nice to the ones who smoke.. every cigarette migh be their last.

True love is like ghosts, which everybody talks about and few have seen.

Don’t feel sad, don’t feel glue, Einstein was ugly too

Are you always this stupid or are you making a special effort today

If you were my dog, I’d shave your butt and teach you to walk backwards.

Your face is such a mess when you practice diving why don’t you make sure the pool has water in next time.

Your ugly face looks like you’ve been using it as a doorstop.

Why don’t you slip into something more comfortable…like a coma.

The moment I first saw you, you warmed my heart, the second time you made little flames and now you make my heart burn like hell… baby..

People say you only fall in love once, but when I hear your voice I fall in love all over again.

Dear friend remember dat without stupidity there can be no wisdom & without ugliness there can be no beauty..so the world needs you after all.

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