Hillary Clinton Nutcracker Claims to Lead in “Every Poll”

Hillary Clinton explained to the crowd why she should be the Democratic Party’s nominee, but what ensued was a list of overstatements and exaggerations as she made her case.

“You have to ask yourself, who is the stronger candidate? And based on every analysis, of every bit of research and every poll that has been taken and every state that a Democrat has to win, I am the stronger candidate against John McCain in the fall,” she said.


Hillary has won more votes than anyone running for the Democratic nomination in the history of the Democratic party. She has won states that will total 308 electoral votes in November — more than enough to carry the general election.

For those among you who might want a excellent souvenir this campaign, I would happily recommend a great one, the Hillary Nutcracker. You can see one at hillarynutcracker.com.
This is a ten-inch high Hillary in a blue pantsuit; she has stainless steel thighs for breaking nuts.

There are several comments on the back of the package, including:

“Hillary Nutcracker–that’’s redundant” - John McCain

“I can feel Bill’’s pain.” - Barack Obama.

“I guess the battle against the vast right wing nut conspiracy is still on” - Cheney

“No comment” - Bill Clinton.

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    • May 29, 2008 · Filed Under Opinii-Evenimente

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