Cum interpreteaza CV-ul angajatorii
Cum interpreteaza CV-ul angajatori
persoana sociabila = cum poate, dispare de la birou
capacitate de prezentare remarcarbila = nu-i bun de nimic
capacitate de comunicare remarcabila = sta pe telefon toata ziua
angajat de capacitate medie = nu prea e bun de nimic
pregatire remarcabila = in ultimul timp nu a mai facut nici o tampenie majora
munca are o importanta deosebita pentru el = nu retine datele
traieste o viata sociala activa = bea ca porcu’
familia lui traieste o viata sociala activa = si aia beau ca porcii
munceste independent = nimeni, niciodata nu stie ce face el de fapt
gandeste rapid = gaseste scuze foarte credibile pentru orice
gandeste precaut = nu vrea sa ia decizii
agresiv = respingator
rezolva logic problemele dificile = paseaza orice e de facut altcuiva
se exprima foarte bine = vorbeste in limba romana
acorda o importanta sporita detaliilor = baga tot ce gaseste in buzunar
prezinta capacitate de conducator = e gras si zbiara tot timpul
are simtul umorului = cunoaste cateva bancuri stupide si dezgustatoare
isi construieste carierea constient = e un mare lingau
e loial = nu ar gasi de lucru altundeva
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